What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 02:37

Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
What habits do happy couples have?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
So they tried
Here's Where Traders Expect Broadcom Stock to Go After Earnings - Investopedia
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No way
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC
Loons and Moons
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading